Random Funny Things My Kids Said

Daniel (as I ate a Weight Watchers hot pocket-type sandwich):  "What is that you're eating?"  Me:  "A diet sandwich."  Daniel (looks down at his mac & cheese disgustedly):  "How come all the good food is diet?  I want to eat that!"
Justin (standing at the car as I walked out of the garage):  "Mom you looked thin when you were walking out."  (See the man suck-up, lying thing starts young)
Daniel (when told he needed to take 2 ADHD pills this morning):  "Why do I have to take 2?"  Me:  "Because the doctor said you need to take 2 now."  Daniel (sings to the tune of '5 Little Monkeys'):  "Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, 'Take 2 pills cuz 1 didn't work.'"